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4 picks · 1958–1979

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A Bee In The Kitchen
fiction ·

An Englishman watches a tennis championship on television and the British team loses. When the game finishes, the man goes into the kitchen and sees a bee.…

The Naked-Ape Crisis
fiction ·

In response to Dr. Desmond Morris's "The Naked Ape," and other books which emphasize the similarities of man and beast, the author attempts to …

Shall We, For God's Sake, Join The Ladies?
fiction ·

The writer is bored by his fellow-guests who are discussing wine. He thinks about the Greeks. They were fond of wine and took trouble over its manufacture.…

Not Counting Rhizopods & Flagellates
fiction ·

A British man owns a quarter-acre plot of land with 10,365,025,000 head of livestock on it. He wonders how he can continue to support them. His herd of …